Hello Blogreaders! (both of you!) I hadn't realized it had been so long since I blogged until I got chastised by my mom for being such a blog slacker. I'm pretty sure she was one step away from using my first, middle, and last names when calling me out. And for good reason since it's been more than two weeks. That's unacceptable in the blog world! I honestly admire bloggers who post every day. I really don't know how you do it!! Maybe I need to make another New Year's resolution that I will be a better blogger. I guess I need the accountability!!
Well, let me see if I can catch you up on the last two weeks. Um, yes. Not a lot going on. I've worked a lot since then yet, there hasn't really been anything remarkable to report. POTUS and fam came back from Hawaii on the 4th. I was at the WH when they came home. They looked severely disappointed to be back home. I guess I don't blame them. They had just been on a plane for 12 hours (overnight) and when they stepped off, the weather here was approximately 60 degrees colder than when they got on the plane in Hawaii. Plus the girls realized they had to go back to school the next day. I guess they are the typical family except that they have cameras on them to show the world their every move.


One thing I did notice is how tall Malia is now. She's not that much shorter than her mom and just to remind you, Michelle is a tall lady (as evidenced from our Christmas picture together). And Malia is 13. Seriously. Obviously the tall genes are on her side but she has totally shot up a foot since the last time I saw her. (I'm still waiting for my growth spurt!!)
Besides that time on the 4th, I haven't seen POTUS since then. He's mainly been laying low with not a lot of public meetings or outings. He met with President Sarkozy (one of my faves) this week but it wasn't a grand affair (for a variety of reasons including the Arizona shootings) so I didn't see them. I was supposed to go to Schenecety, NY with him this week, which I'm sure would have inspired at least one blog post, but that was canceled because of the Arizona tragedy. And then he went to Tucson for the memorial service, but I didn't have to go with him.
So there's not been much to report from the work front lately. The other day, I was sitting in my office in the WH basement and I heard a faint unfamiliar sound. It was a vacuum upstairs! I immediately ran up there and begged the lady to come down and vacuum our booth. I'm not sure the last time the floor was cleaned in there. We used to have a shared vacuum in the basement but it broke many months ago and I'm fairly certain nothing had been done about it. They must vacuum the hallway of the basement occasionally but inside our booth, it had become so gross that when I thought about laying on the floor for a nap, it instantly woke me up because I knew it was too gross to lay there! For the record, they do a great job upstairs keeping it clean because people could potentially see that part if they strayed a little bit from where the tours go. No one goes downstairs except for us which is a good thing! Seriously, the vacuuming was the most exciting thing to happen at the WH this week!
Other than that, I've recently spent much of my free time consumed with basketball. I think I mentioned it earlier, but Brian and I are coaching two city league boys basketball teams... the younger ones are 7 and 8 years-old. And the older ones are 11 and 12 years old. For the record, I am taller than all the younger kids and I am taller than about three of the older kids. I feel my skills and abilities fall closer in range to the younger team but it's fun nonetheless.
Back at the WH Christmas party, Brian asked POTUS for some coaching advice. And POTUS wouldn't shut up about basketball. He asked Brian how old the kids were and then questioned me being a coach (understandably!)! He said the best thing is to teach the kids to get open. Then he went on and on with all these basketball terms that I'm not entirely sure their meaning- back door cuts and screens, etc. I honestly didn't know what he was talking about. FLOTUS chimed in about keeping them moving and not just standing there. POTUS talked about recent clinics he held for his girls and their friends. Seriously, they kept talking to the point that the military people running the picture line had to remind them to stop talking to take the picture. It was seriously one of the longest conversations I've had with a POTUS and I didn't understand half of what was being said.
Brian started off one of the first practices relaying POTUS's advice and pretty much no kid believed him until several weeks later when we had the picture to prove it. There are still a few skeptics. But Brian is sooo good with the kids and I've actually learned a ton about basketball from his coaching. It's like I'm the 11th person on the team because I pick up just as much as the kids do!! Haha!! It's a ton of fun and I even have a whistle!!! In all reality, I'm kind of a glorified team mom. I'm mainly in charge of snacks and water. Those responsibilities are much more in my range of skills. I'm sure the parents (including one set of parents who are both former college coaches and now scouts for the WNBA) have already figured out that I'm not a basketball player or coach. I'm not sure they actually know that I've never played in a basketball game in my life and my experience really only includes playing HORSE in the driveway with my sister (who apparently inherited all the tall genes and athletic ability.) But it's been a hoot!! Last weekend, we had our first games. The younger kids had a hard fought game but we lost by one point. Final score: 4 to 3. Yes, that was a basketball score. I was proud of our little guys and other team just lucked out one more basket than us. The older kids had a great game and won 27 to 21.
Hopefully this weekend, both teams will be victorious!! Too bad we aren't coaching girls in MD (rather than boys in VA) because we might play against Malia or Sasha's teams and POTUS could see how well we're doing with his advice!!